“Neymar’s rights belong to so many companies that you have to buy him in pieces … the bad thing is that there are a lot of vultures smelling blood.”

Cartoon by Caye

VALDÉS SAYS GOODBYE TO THE SQUAD

He invited his team mates and coaches to a lunch and played a video of his career

Barça already has an agreement with Reina and negotiates with Ter Stegen

Ultimatum to Santos for Neymar – 25mil, the final offer

Thiago is not considering leaving

 SANTOS ASK FOR MORE

They rejected an offer from Barça of 23 million for Neymar

The Brazilian club demands better economical conditions

Barça wants to seal the deal as quickly as possible and will make another offer

Adriano renews until 2017

Controversial publicity campaign

Christopher Columbus dressed in the new Culé jersey

“But if you really want to cause an uproar … put the away jersey on the goddess Cibeles.”

Cartoon by Caye

 EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT

“They will make sure that my transfer is best for all parties”

Messi supports him: “He is a great player with many individual facets to his game

Abidal will leave through the front door

Valdés wants to leave for free

We beg Mou that when he leaves he has a tiny bit of humanity

Don’t abandon him … he never would

Cartoon by Caye

 BY THE BACK DOOR

Goodbye to Mourinho – Florentino, “I would liked him to have continued, but the level of pressure is very high in this club”

Barcelona reaction, Vilarrubí: Mou was a scourge for Spanish football

All out for Thiago Silva

Barça is ready to match the contract that the defender has at PSG

“I’ve decided what to do about Mou, but in the end … my finger has shown him the way.”

Cartoon by Caye

LA LIGA OF TITO AND ABIDAL

2-1

On course for 100 points

Tito and Abi’s league 2-1 Valladolid

22 thousand thanks

Thanks to Tito and Abi for making us so happy … and thanks to Mou for making us laugh so much

Cartoon by Caye

Final track record of crybaby Mourinho [three sad titles and some ‘trophies’]

Casillas … Tito’s eye … Stolen Copa … Weeping league … Super Luck … Broken nobility … Valdano

Cartoon by Caye

 NEITHER COPA, NOR LIGA, NOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

The final failure of Mourinho

He was sent off for protesting

The Portuguese coach saw a red card and his team finished short, with a sending off for Cristiano and a scuffle

1-2 – Atlético broke its jinx in extra time, and left Real without a trophy

Neymar only wants to play for Barça

“My son is 14 years old and he still hasn’t seen them win a derby … I don’t want to pressure, but … Don’t you think it’s about time?”

“Jinxed Atleti.”

Cartoon by Caye
 

[Lineup for 2013 Copa: Modric, Xabi Alonso, Essien, Diego López]

Mou: “I’m thinking about playing the final with the players that are still loyal to our sect.”

Karanka: “There aren’t many, but against ‘the Jinxed Ones,’ they should win.”

Cartoon by Caye
 

 NEYMAR – FINAL APPROACH

Barça is already in Brazil to seal the deal for the forward

57 million – what Barça is paying

If the management at Santos sanctions the transfer, he would be a culé this very day

120 million – what Madrid is offering

Neymar could say his final goodbye to the Santos fans this Sunday

 LIST OF OUTGOING PLAYERS

Abidal – end of contract

Villa – for sale – 15m

Adriano – for sale – 10m

Bojan – for sale – 5m

Afellay – for sale – 3m

Dos Santos – for sale – 4m

Cuenca – for sale – 4m

Fontàs – for sale – 3m

Muniesa – end of contract

Sergi Roberto – on loan

Zubizarreta and Tito already know which players are not needed for next season

Valdés wants to go this summer

Barça wishes that he complete his contract and maintains he is not available for transfer at any price

500,000 Culés cheered Barça in the parade … Puyol saw many more

Cartoon by Caye

 BARÇAMANIA!

More than half a million fans, with the team

Victory parade of champions – The supporters celebrated the title which Barça offered to the city

The league of Tito, Messi and Abidal – The champions received the affection they deserved due to their football

Deulofeu signs until 2017

 CORRIDOR AND PARTY

Homage to Champions Barça

1-2 Triumph with Messi injury

Comeback to celebrate the title, but Leo tears his thigh muscle

Today, street parade through the city

The bus route starts at 18.30 by the World Trade Center

 CHAMPIONS!

Espanyol 1-1 Madrid

Madrid already know that Neymar is on his way to Barcelona

Will Espanyol be capable of making Barça champions?

“The Culés believe we aren’t able to screw that idiot Mou … but I’ll remind you of two little things … the first is that it will be a screwup if we don’t reach Europe, and the second and most important … is that I’m not that f**king guy Pochettino.”

Cartoon by Caye

 ROSELL SPEEDS UP THE SIGNING

Due to the pressure of Neymar by Florentino

The president will get together with Santos in Madrid and wants to seal the deal in two weeks

City to pay the release fee – Txiki and Soriano step up the chase for Isco 

 TENSION WITH VALDÉS

He maintains his distance from the club and from his team mates

Vilanova wants him to finish his contract into 2014, but the situation could become untenable

Ter Stegen, the preferred choice should Valdés leave

Tito successfully passes his medical check-up and ran the training session 

In the year 2011, they wanted his finger [“Mou, your finger shows us the way.”]

In the year 2013, well, here they have it

Cartoon by Caye
 

 NEYMAR SAYS NO TO MADRID

Only Barça – The player has already made it clear to Santos that his only objective is to play at Camp Nou

Madrid 6-2 Malaga – The celebrations will have to wait

Barça can be champions on Saturday if Madrid do not beat Espanyol, or on Sunday at Vicente Calderón

Pellegrini can put the cherry on the end of the Moudridista circus

Cartoon by Caye

THE THREE TITO SIGNINGS

Neymar – 45 million

Gündogan or Isco – 25 million

Thiago  Silva- 45 million

Tito only wants to strengthen in three positions and with said players, who he considers to be priorities

Valdés to stay for another year is Tito’s decision

Florentino: “This club needs to be united.”

Mou: “What did you say?”

Florentino: “Nothing, Mou, nothing…”

Mou: “ Are you sure?”

Florentino: “I didn’t even open my mouth.”

Mou: “I like it that way.”

Cartoon by Caye

 GÜNDOGAN – POTENTIAL SIGNING FOR BARÇA

The central midfielder of Dortmund is the new objective for the club

25 million euro release clause

22 years old and is only on 1.4 million euros a season

Silence from two captains – Neither Puyol nor Valdés are clear about their Barça future

Messi eclipses Maradona – Messi reaches Maradona’s goal tally having played 200 games less

Super Messi 4-2 R. Betis

Summary of match: Messi changed here … and finished everything

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