CRISTIANO: “If I was in charge, I would not have done it like that”

PEREZ: “Kid, watch what you say because I can… “

CRISTIANO: “Transfer me?”

PEREZ: “No, disintegrate you”

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Picture of the day: Dinner is served

Picture of the day: Dinner is served

Leave it to Dani Alves to dress for dinner. “If the pleasure is in the service, the honour is in the tasting,” said Dani on Instagram. Personally, if you are serving me with tweezers, there is probably not enough for me to taste. At least he won’t have much to spill on his white dinner jacket.

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Cartoon of the day: Sport

cartoon of the day sept 2 2014

LUIS ENRIQUE: STEP BY STEP

DIEGO SIMEONE: MATCH BY MATCH

CARLO ANCELOTTI: EMBARRASSMENT BY EMBARRASSMENT

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Picture of the day: Visiting old friends

Picture of the day: Visiting old friends

Luis Suárez visited his mates in Liverpool yesterday. His former captain, Steven Gerrard, posted this picture and said, “He’s back bringing presents. Best wishes to a phenomenal player.”

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Picture of the day: Story of a lifetime

Picture of the day: Story of a lifetime

If Sandro Ramírez quit football tomorrow, he would have a story that he could trade on for the rest of his life. “Yes, I played for FC Barcelona. In my debut match, Lionel Messi fed me an assist and I made the sole goal of the game. Buy me a beer and I’ll tell you all about it…”

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Cartoon of the day: Sport

cartoon of the day aug 31 2014

GUARDIOLA SIGNS XABI ALONSO!!!

Xabi: Pep will teach me to give me less kicks to the players’ legs… and more kicks to the game.

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Picture of the day: Douglas’ first training

Picture of the day: Douglas’ first training

Living the dream, Douglas. Living the dream.

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Cartoon of the day: Sport

cartoon of the day sport aug 30 2014

CRISTIANO: “IF I SAID EVERYTHING THAT I THINK ABOUT MESSI BEING ELECTED (BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD CUP), I WOULD BE IN PRISON”

Messi: If I say everything that I think about CR crying…

… I’d be condemned to a life sentence

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Picture of the day: Pinto in Hollywood

Picture of the day: Pinto in Hollywood

Since José Manuel Pinto was relieved of his goalkeeper duties at FC Barcelona, he has fully embraced his music career. “Hollywood in the palm of my hand! Should we roll out the second edition of Ve A Por Tus Sueños here?”

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

CASILLAS, HIERRO, SANCHÍS, AND GENTO WERE THE ‘INNOCENT’ HANDS FOR THE VERY PRO-MADRID DRAW

FLORENTINO’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

THE MERENGUE GROUP MADE UP OF:

- R. MADRID

- EASIEST TEAM FROM POT 2

- EASIEST TEAM FROM POT 3

- EASIEST TEAM FROM POT 4

PEREZ: “In the next draw, there won’t even be balls… I will just point out what I want on the blackboard”

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Picture of the day: Team Lunch

Picture of the day: Team Lunch

The first team and staff celebrated the beginning of the 2014/15 season with a lunch yesterday. Alex Song took this epic selfie of the occasion.

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

THEY HAVE A DRAGON

WE HAVE A DRAGON SLAYER

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Picture of the day: “Dream Team”

Picture of the day: “Dream Team”

Model Alessandra Ambrosio posted this picture of herself and some familiar faces on her Instagram today. Luis Suarez looks like he’s got someone’s jersey stuck in his teeth. (I’m sorry, that was just too easy to pass up.)

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

SIMEONE: “They were not very smart to suspend me for eight games. Now they have to deal with the monkey.”

BURGOS: “And I won’t give them two little taps… I will take off their head”

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Picture of the day: El Jefecito

Picture of the day: El Jefecito

Look at Javier Mascherano: Doesn’t he just exude strength, confidence and total belief in his team? Going into the first season without Carles Puyol holding things together with his giant blaugrana heart, I feel better knowing that El Jefecito will be with the team for four more years.

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

BAYERN DE MUNIR 3

ELCHE 0

MESSI IS PLUGGED IN

MESSI: “In this physical shape I am going to win titles again… including triathlons”

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Picture of the day: Tribute to a new star

Picture of the day: Tribute to a new star

Eighteen-year-old Munir El Haddadi made a remarkable debut for FC Barcelona’s first team Sunday against Elche. May this illustration by artist Richard Swarbrick be the first of many tributes to Barça’s newest phenomenon.

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Picture of the day: Happy Messi = Happy Culés

Picture of the day: Happy Messi = Happy Culés

Is it too soon to say that Messi is back?

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

FIGHT, RUN AND WIN;

NOW BEGINS THE SEASON OF…

LUCHO’S CLUB

LUIS ENRIQUE: “I am not Guardiola but… fasten your seat belts”

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Cartoon of the day

Cartoon of the day

THERE’S ONLY ONE THING MORE EXPENSIVE AND FRAGILE THAN A CHINESE VASE

…AND THAT’S A BRAZILIAN “VASE”

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Picture of the day: Ready… Set…

Picture of the day: Ready… Set…

GO!!! La Liga 2014-15 begins today for FC Barcelona. What will happen? Who will play? How many trophies will be won? Who’s excited?

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Picture of the day: Rearview mirrors

Picture of the day: Rearview mirrors

Dani Alves posted this picture from training today and said that Andrés Iniesta was “ the only player who plays with rearview mirrors.”

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Alba accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Mascherano accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Bartra accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Suárez accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Song accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Iniesta accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Rakitić accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge

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Cartoon of the Day: Sport

Cartoon of the Day: Sport

FIFA ‘SNUFFS OUT’ BARCA’S APPEAL

BARTOMEU: “I’m afraid that we have lost a ‘little’ bit of influence with the governing football bodies”

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