Caption this: Cristiano Ronaldo
It was yet another El Clasico where Lionel Messi outshone Cristiano Ronaldo and settled the debate as to who truly is the best football player in the world. This picture was one of the many photographs taken at the recently concluded El Clasico, featuring the two great and talented players. Ronaldo appears to be closely looking at Messi’s golden shoes or his legs? What’s he thinking?
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"I wonder if it's the shoes that make him so much better? How can it be that my sparkly safari shoes aren't better? I modeled them after a cheetah! This just doesn't make sense to me! Maybe I have to put the cheetah marks on my skin! That will make me better than him for sure!"
"I know Goitom is inside him"
note: Ronaldo is a huge Goat of Henok Goitom
"It must be his Adidas! Damn, I should have signed a contract with Adidas instead of Nike!"
ronaldo:DAAAAAAAAMN hes fine he’s so good he got two golden boots*looks at his own*silver isnt bad i suppose after all i am the second best player in the world……wow im talking to myself im such a loner wonder if i packed my favourite thong for after the match i heard of a great gay bar in barcelona……………….
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ronaldo: *fap* *fap* *fap*
"I wonder if he would sign my Messi shoes?"
Ronaldo: Damn, Leo should get a tan!
Messi: 5-0 life's sweet.. pep defently gonna let me go to Miami now.. (
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Damn, I bet his butt's tight.
CR7: Teach me how to dougie!
Ronaldo: so, that's what the worlds best player wears.
Messi: take a picture buddy, coz you'll never wear it.
ronaldo is lookin at messis leg after he got kicked by ramos this happen when messi was walkin out to get checked funny probably he was wonderin damn this would happen to me durin trainning!!!
Ronaldo: How can a player so small be twice the player I am??
Cristiano: i told him to break messi's leg ,not to get a card
CR7: "just one solid kick to the knee, and i can end it right here…"
Crapnaldo : dammmn!! he is so small yet everytime i play against his team he got so gigantic i can not even see where he runs toward and the ball already in the back of Casillas net from his team mates!!! damnnn damnnn i wish he teach how to do that!!
Ronaldo: If only Messi was my dad. Hell, everytime I meet him he teaches me a lesson. (Homer Simpson-accent) Maybe he IS my daddy?
Cris: ooh shiny… is'nt outplaying me in the field enough does he HAVE to beat me in fasion too…..darn, it was much easier convincing people that i was better than messi back in england when i didnt actualy have to play against him ….. ooh shiny!!
Honestly, I think he was thinking: "those are shiny, me likes it".
Really?!? Well I would'nt be surprised. Barca is the best club in the world , even someone as big headed as him cant deny that
P.S He will never deserve to wear those colors
CR7 : I hate you
Messi: I know
Hey uhh… Messi, can bleach get the shit out of my white shorts?
ronaldo was planing to have a new gf mayb …
Lionel Messi someday u'll play like me Cristiano Ronaldo !!! =P