Another episode of Crackòvia starring Cristiano Ronaldo and Guti with a surprise visit by our own Lionel Messi. Read more for the translation.

Ronaldo: Dear God, why do I have such bad luck!

Guti: Whats wrong, Cristiano? Are you bothered because you didn’t score a goal yesterday?

Ronaldo: (shakes head) No.

Guti: Then what is it? Because of what Pellegrini did?

Ronaldo: No stupid, I was doing my eyebrows and one of them is bigger than the other.  I’m a monster!

Guti: Calm down… I’ll do it, I have great technique.  Who do you think shaved my ex’s legs?

Ronaldo: Who?

Guti: Well me, who else!! I’m so good at this that you would not even notice.

Ronaldo: Ok, but with kindness because I have sensitive skin.

Guti: Woah! I have to say, you’re stunning now!

Ronaldo: Mirror Mirror, tell me, Who is the football player that has the softest skin in the world?

Mirror: YOU, CRISTIANO!

Ronaldo: I love this! Mirror, Mirror, who is the most handsome forward in La Liga?

Mirror: YOU, CRISTIANO!

Guti: Oh my god, let me try. Mirror, Mirror who has the best butt in La Liga?

Mirror: SERGIO RAMOS!

Guti: Screw off then!!

Ronaldo: Mirror, Mirror who is the best football player in the world….?

Mirror: (MESSI APPEARS ON THE MIRROR) WELL…..I WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU….

Ronaldo & Guti: Scream and get scared…